As some of you may have heard, there is a devastating event coming next year. . .  THE APORKALYPSE!!!! No, I didn’t mean apocalypse, I MEANT APORKALYPSE!!!!! There is going to be a SHORTAGE OF BACON NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, before you slam your head into the wall, wailing “WHHHHHYYYYYY?!!!!!!”, Eat Pray Dance.com is coming to the […]